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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via adolescentdaze)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via adolescentdaze)

hotelmario:

All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win

(via beastworu)

"Being rejected causes activation of the parts of the brain associated with physical pain."

- (via psych-facts)

"Just be honest with me or stay away from me. It’s not that difficult."

- (via taliotoaheaux)

(Source: psych-facts, via hurricanejinx)